me: wow this is fucked up
vagina: idk it’s kinda hot :|
me: vagina no
vagina: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i don’t want to date any boys i just want to make them all wish they were dating me
hannibal is a bad show because like why dont they just send robocop after hannibal?? he cant eat a robot. he literally cant stop him
I’m such a nice girl, I’m so sick of being fuckzoned!!!!!!!
What’s the fuckzone you ask? it’s this zone that guys put you in where they only want to fuck you; they don’t want to have a friendship with you and they aren’t satisfied with emotional commitment, they just want sex!!!!!
I’m a nice girl!!!! Stop putting me in the fuckzone!!!!!!!
I have orientation for UCSB tomorrow morning and I’m really excited!!